Also, don't tell anybody, but

I am 85% sure that I accidentally saw a teeny-tiny penis during yesterday's ultrasound.

Which is exactly why I didn't want to find out La Deuce's sex beforehand.

Because I'm ashamed to admit that I'm a teeny-tiny bit disappointed.

But if they had just sliced me open and yelled, "It's a boy!", I would have been twenty-thousand times delighted.

But then again, who knows. I'm the one who thought she saw a mouthful of choppers in JD's infamous "Baby Skeletor" shot. I could have actually been looking at La Deuce's shoulder or something....