Umm, you're so STOOPID

that it hurts my brain. Picture it… Ann Arbor, Michigan, September 2006… par for the frozen tundra course, the highs are in the low 50’s. Yet the A/C still blows frigid through the building. I call the maintenance department daily, to no avail. Finally, they turn off the air and turn on the heat.

A few hours later, this ass-clown who also works in my building comes into my office. He tells me to email everyone in the building to tell them that the maintenance department has turned the heat on. Now mind you, he is NOT my boss. He is not even my colleague, as he does NOT even work for the same department that I do, so I take HUGE umbrage to him directing me to do something, especially something as ASININE as emailing an entire building’s worth of people to tell that something so OBVIOUS as the heat is now on. WTF, you moron. Like as if people aren’t going to NOTICE that the air blowing through the vents is now pleasantly warm rather than bitingly cold. Like as if they need ME to clog up their inboxes with inane- and frankly insulting- emails tipping them off that the heat is on. Jesus Pete…