gloating about how Dave took JD to his parents' for an over-night visit and left me to revel in 28 hours all by myself alone. It was pretty glorious. But then I got bored and started missing them. But then they came home and JD started whining and I was ready to send them off again.
I used to think maybe the whining would cease (or somehow at least become more tolerable) once he had real words to express his wants/distress/frustration. I was wrong. It's actually more annoying bc/ now instead of just a toe-curling wordless whine, now I hear: "Mommmmmyyyyyy fiiiiiiinnnnnndddd iiiitttttt. Mommmmmyyyyyy fiiiiiiinnnnnndddd iiiitttttt. Mommmmmyyyyyy fiiiiiiinnnnnndddd iiiitttttt. Mommmmmyyyyyy fiiiiiiinnnnnndddd iiiitttttt. Mommmmmyyyyyy fiiiiiiinnnnnndddd iiiitttttt. Mommmmmyyyyyy fiiiiiiinnnnnndddd iiiitttttt. Mommmmmyyyyyy fiiiiiiinnnnnndddd iiiitttttt. Mommmmmyyyyyy fiiiiiiinnnnnndddd iiiitttttt.
Mommmmmyyyyyy fiiiiiiinnnnnndddd iiiitttttt. Mommmmmyyyyyy fiiiiiiinnnnnndddd iiiitttttt.
..... 6,382,919,303,798 times. With screams and cries.
Or, "Waaaaannnnttt daaaaattttttt. Waaaaannnnttt daaaaattttttt. Waaaaannnnttt daaaaattttttt. Waaaaannnnttt daaaaattttttt. Waaaaannnnttt daaaaattttttt. Waaaaannnnttt daaaaattttttt. Waaaaannnnttt daaaaattttttt. Waaaaannnnttt daaaaattttttt. Waaaaannnnttt daaaaattttttt. Waaaaannnnttt daaaaattttttt. Waaaaannnnttt daaaaattttttt. Waaaaannnnttt daaaaattttttt. Waaaaannnnttt daaaaattttttt. Waaaaannnnttt daaaaattttttt. Waaaaannnnttt daaaaattttttt. Waaaaannnnttt daaaaattttttt. Waaaaannnnttt daaaaattttttt. Waaaaannnnttt daaaaattttttt....."
Or, "Shaaaaaaaaanksteeerrrrrr taaaaaaaaakkkkkke boooooonnnne..."
Or, "Goooooooo zooooooooooooo." (At 6:15am)
Or whatever. It's all equally and indescribably annoying. And that's all I have to say about that.
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